Watched the Awkward marathon today.

It’s one of my favorite shows. I thought I’d post my favorite quotes.

• Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn’t be overlooked not with Matty at my… backdoor!
  Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.
• Tamara: Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
  Jenna: I may be mid head shave.
• Sadie: Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.
• Tamara: Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.
• Lissa: Hey! Stop! Don’t touch me there that sir is my no no square.
• Lissa: Abstinence isn’t easy and neither are you.
• Tamara: Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?
• Valerie: Even homoerotic tension couldn’t bring Stacy back to life!
• Kevin: Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don’t let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.
• Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I’m unstable.
  Valerie: …honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
• Tamara: What the hell is a sex touch?
• Sadie: You’re welcome.

OTPs

Pick 3 of your OTPs without looking at the questions.

Harry and Hermione (Harry Potter)

Dan and Blair (Gossip Girl)

Merlin and Arthur (Merlin)

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